I got out of bed just before breakfast because the smell of cooking bacon woke me up.
I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.
I'm so happy. I just found out that I have been accepted into Harvard. And Yale. I don't know which to choose... oh, why is life so hard sometimes?
Last night I had to go and pay Joshua's bail. He's such a jerk. He got arrested for punching the Walmart clerk in the face for refusing to sell him beer. He's only 16!
I want to tell the world to get fucked.
I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I'm going to cut out Robert's heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my girlfriend in the nude (but don't tell her that I've posted them here - she'll kill me! Har har.)
I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. And bipolar disorder.
You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you what your favourite sexual position is.
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.
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- Mood:
horny
[] Brown - $100
[] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $15
[] Bald - $5
[x] Other - $75
Eye Color:
[] Brown - $1
[x] Green - $75
[] Blue - $50
[] Hazel - $100
[] Other - $15
Height:
[] Over 7' - $200
[] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[x] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[] 4'9" to 5'4" - $45
[] Under 4'9 - $45
Age:
[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[] 21 to 25 - $50
[x] 19 to 20 - $25
[] 0 to 18 - $100
Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $300
[] First Born - $300
[] Only Child - $250
[x] Second born - $150
[] Middle child-$100
[] Last Born - $100
[] Third born - $100
[] Fourth born - $100
[] Fifth born - $100
Drink?
[] No - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[x] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] Only weekends - $350
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
Vision?
[x] Perfect vision -$300
[] Need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them - $200
[] No correction - $100
[] Glasses - $50
[] Contacts - $25
[] Surgical correction - $1
Car Color:
[] Pink - $2,000
[] Maroon - $800
[] Gold - $700
[] Gray - $600
[] Blue - $900
[] Obsidian - $800
[] White - $475
[] Black - $450
[] Red - $400
[] Green - $350
[] Silver - $300
[] Purple - $250
[] Metallic - $200
[] Yellow - $100
[] Primer - $75
[] Tan - $20
[] Rusted - $15
[x] No Car - $0
[] Other - $50
Shoe Size:
[] 13+ - $300
[] 12.5 to 13 - $250
[x] 11 to 12 - $700
[] 7 to 10 - $500
[] Under 7 - $550
Favorite Color:
[] Green - $750
[] Red - $600
[] Black - $100
[x] Yellow - $475
[] Brown - $50
[] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes - $0
[x] No - $1000
[] On some - $550
Total: $3,165
REPOST WITH TITLE:
"I cost $____ a night."
......... this totally isn't fair. Should I count myself as a twin? And I don't have a car or a gummi ship. Why would I when I can portal everywhere?
- Mood:
surprised
Sora! Let me in! It's cold out here!
- Mood:
cold
What Your Cute Monster Says About You |
 You are both a realist and an idealist. You're able to see the world as it is - and how it could be. You dream big, and you never give up on your beliefs. You have big plans. Your inner demon is depression. Sometimes you build things up in your head. People think you're cute because you're determined. You're a fighter, and that's charming. |
- Mood:
mellow
| My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul |
|---|
| windup_boytoy goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as chocobo. |
| b_flat_minor tricks you! You get a toothbrush. |
| boomboomfire tricks you! You get a scratched CD. |
| boy_of_twilight tricks you! You get a rock. |
| chilly_touch gives you 13 brown passionfruit-flavoured nuggets. |
| endlessxsky gives you 7 teal orange-flavoured gummy worms. |
| oath_kept tricks you! You lose 3 pieces of candy! |
| rocks_ass gives you 1 mauve raspberry-flavoured pieces of taffy. |
| rosa_moschata tricks you! You get a used tissue. |
| sparkle_witch gives you 6 dark blue coffee-flavoured nuggets. |
| yksxsseldne gives you 8 teal orange-flavoured gummy worms. |
| windup_boytoy ends up with 32 pieces of candy, a toothbrush, a scratched CD, a rock, and a used tissue. |
| Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern. |
- Mood:
moody
- Mood:
Kind of lame. I could totally kill a velociraptor faster if I Dark Firaga'd it.
- Mood:
okay
*is trying not to strangle himself with his tie, and wearing a nice pair of slacks and a button-down shirt*
- Mood:
silly
So, windup_boytoy, your LiveJournal reveals...
You are... 8% unique (blame, for example, your interest in sexier than riku) and 3% herdlike (partly because you, like everyone else, enjoy muse). When it comes to friends you are normal. In terms of the way you relate to people, you believe in give and take. Your writing style (based on a recent public entry) is conventional.
Your overall weirdness is: 30
(The average level of weirdness is: 28.
You are weirder than 66% of other LJers.)
Find out what your weirdness level is!
- Mood:
- Mood:
depressed
( A replica is a replica is a replica... )
- Mood:
restless
- Mood:
tired
loved | |||
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I will marry Kairi. | ||
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After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in The World That Never Was in our fabulous Apartment. | ||
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We will have 3 kid(s) together. | ||
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Our family will zoom around in a yellow sailboat. | ||
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I will spend my days as a mercenary, and live happily ever after. | ||
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EDIT...
THIS ANSWER IS KINDA WEIRD TOO. STUPID THING.
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I will marry Riku. | ||
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After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in Castle Oblivion in our fabulous House. | ||
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We will have 69 kid(s) together. | ||
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Our family will zoom around in a red wooden raft. | ||
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I will spend my days as a rentboy, and live happily ever after. | ||
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- Mood:
confused
- Mood:
worried
There's another world inside of me
That you may never see
There're secrets in this life
That I can't hide
Somewhere in this darkness
There's a light that I can't find
Maybe it's too far away...
Or maybe I'm just blind...
Or maybe I'm just blind...
[Chorus]
So hold me when I'm here
Right me when I'm wrong
Hold me when I'm scared
And love me when I'm gone
Everything I am
And everything in me
Wants to be the one
You wanted me to be
I'll never let you down
Even if I could
I'd give up everything
If only for your good
So hold me when I'm here
Right me when I'm wrong
You can hold me when I'm scared
You won't always be there
So love me when I'm gone
Love me when I'm gone...
When your education X-Ray
Cannot see under my skin
I won't tell you a damn thing
That I could not tell my friends
Roaming through this darkness
I'm alive but I'm alone
Part of me is fighting this
But part of me is gone
[Chorus]
Or maybe I'm just blind...
[Chorus]
Love me when I'm gone...
Love me when I'm gone
When I'm Gone
When I'm Gone
When I'm Gone
- Mood:
- Music:Cascada -- Ready For Love
| Your LJ Slut Stats! | ||
| Out of your 20 friends, percentages you have: | ||
| met |  | 70% |
| hugged | |
35% |
| dated | | 20% |
| kissed | | 30% |
| seen shirtless | | 35% |
| seen naked | | 30% |
| had net sex | | 0% |
| made out with | | 20% |
| had oral sex | | 25% |
| fucked | | 25% |
| Get your LJ Slut Stats! | ||
- Mood:
predatory
The Recipe For Ri |
 3 parts Flair 2 parts Charisma 1 part Tease Splash of Impishness Finish off with whipped cream |
The Recipe For windup_boytoy |
3 parts Warmth 2 parts Sweetness 1 part Enchantment Splash of Happiness Chug! |
- Mood:
naughty
*he's kinda sleepy~ and wondering what he should order~*
- Mood:
productive
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